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January 22, 2007
Crazy Internets
Man, I couldn't get on for the longest time! It said I was forbidden from entering. And then, I couldn't get into my Albright email. Man, I thought Albright had dropped me from its roster. I googled my name just to make sure I still existed and, sure enough, I was still deemed alive. I think a funny part about the blog cast is how Melissa is looking at me all coyily. Man, she's cheeky.
So a lot has happened since I last wrote a relevant post. George W. Bush was re-elected somehow, Saddam was captured, etc etc. Oh, if you didnt get it by now, I was implying that I never have really written a relevant post.
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So America. So many people are lining up to be President of you. Lots of people live in you, girl. But most people don't understand how you work. See, when they hear the word 'President' they just think that its another election that means they have to go to a school cafeteria and remember if they have registered to vote. But see, Erica, can I call you Erica? People don't understand that the President is the brain of you. And the brain doesn't feel pain, it'll get hit but it'll keep on going. The thing is, the brain may not feel the pain, but the rest of the body will. The people, your heart, may suffer. Erica, you're going through some adolescent stage at the moment. Teenage rebellion, frustration, choosing bad friends when you have Ada that would be a great friend. Your brain has been through a lot. Lucky for you, brain transplants have always been necessary. Your next transplant is scheduled to be quite soon, in the next year and a half. There's a couple people who want to be your brain. Barack Obama and Hilary Clinton, most notably. And its time to open your mind to new possibilities, Erica. There is so much more out there in here. Get my drift? That is, we don't have to go travelling everywhere else to find peace of mind, become better people. You can do it right where you are. In fact, if you just take a rest, put some Clearasil on your face to get rid of them nasty pimples that are impeding upon your beautiful face, I'm sure people will look past the few scars you have and you'll be as beautiful as ever. Take care of yourself before you try to take care of others, ok? Love you, girl.
I think it'd be hilarious if you tampered with somebody's voter registration and registered them to be communist. Hilarious like a federal jail cell.
Posted by salaamthebody at 8:24 AM
January 15, 2007
2882 is the magic number
I have, at this moment, 2882 comments. Of them, about 10 maybe are real. By the time you read this, i will probably have 3027 comments. And if you read this next year, well, stop stalking me in the future. This entry has nothing to do with school, I'm just taking a break from studying, and I saw this on YouTube and I thought I'd share it with YouDude. So here. Just Push Play.
Posted by salaamthebody at 4:41 PM
January 10, 2007
Yeah...About That
Well, a new year is now here. That means next year, I'll be graduating. That should be cool. In the meantime, I am back at Aberdeen. I was in Kent, England for winter break with my cousins. It was good times. I should be studying for my exams, which are next week, but I thought I'd give you guys an update. And now, for something completely different.
Oh yeah, my laptop broke. And customer support was very little help. HP = Horrible Policy. If you are going to study abroad, get Dell. They at least have international warranty. That is definitely a safe option. Of course, you have to have a minimum three year warranty but hey, warranty is good cuz your laptop will break, no doubt about it. Me? I'm stuck with HP for quite some time. Well, it's almost noon, I best go put in a couple hours of studying.
Posted by salaamthebody at 5:08 AM
Yeah...About That
Well, a new year is now here. That means next year, I'll be graduating. That should be cool. In the meantime, I am back at Aberdeen. I was in Kent, England for winter break with my cousins. It was good times. I should be studying for my exams, which are next week, but I thought I'd give you guys an update. And now, for something completely different.
Oh yeah, my laptop broke. And customer support was very little help. HP = Horrible Policy. If you are going to study abroad, get Dell. They at least have international warranty. That is definitely a safe option. Of course, you have to have a minimum three year warranty but hey, warranty is good cuz your laptop will break, no doubt about it. Me? I'm stuck with HP for quite some time. Well, it's almost noon, I best go put in a couple hours of studying.
Posted by salaamthebody at 5:08 AM