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December 22, 2005
Time to Relax
The title says it all. Winter break is finally here and I am just sitting in a nice chair at my house. I just finished watching the Daily Show and the Colbert Report. Those shows are so funny, if I could, I would intern for those shows and try to write some material for them. It can't be that difficult. The world is so easy to make fun of, they just do it with a flourish of a hat. I was flipping through channels earlier and saw a David Blaine special. It was a repeat of him going into the ice. I thought it was a new one, where he was trying it again. I was proven wrong when I predicted (hoped) he wouldn't make it but he did. Oh the agony.
and he came back with the greatest fashion sense ever.
Well, my grades came in, I got three A -'s and a B+. I know, horrible right? I hafta do better. I know I can. oh snap, i just remembered i'm taking five classes next semester! this COULD be tough. who knows. cuz i dont. well, i hafta get to work. i need money. regardless of what college you're thinking about going to, plan on having a job while attending. not only does it give you some spending money, but you get to interact with other people who you probably would never have interacted with everEVER.
Posted by salaamthebody at 12:08 AM
December 12, 2005
Oh Snap!
Where has the time gone? Actually, when did it ever come? And if it never came, could it have gone? EXACTLY!
Seriously though, the band for making the band 3 has been chosen, real world austin is over, and vh1 has broadcasted the big in 05 awards. WHAT THE SHIITE I ASK WHAT THE SHIITE!
By popular demand, I am writing another entry. Okay, it wasnt THAT popular demand. Like one person. Lisa. Yeah, you just got a shoutout. So, here it is, an entry.
I just took my first final. It was on Islam. EASY BREEZY BEAUTIFUL COVER GIRL. That thing was so easy. Man oh man. Albright must have made me a genius or something! I just don't know yet. Oh snap! Speaking of snap, I told my professor a while back to have a good thanksgiving break and one of my classmates was like 'Salaam, should you be telling others to have a good break?' as she pointed to my neck. I tilted my head back and laughed. Then I fell over cuz my nerves SHATTERED. OBLITERATED! Not like drunk obliterated but like fragmented.
What else what else what else. Ummm I started weightlifting again. I probably shouldnt. But I had gotten unbearably thin and my abs had turned to mush and I was like "QUE LA HECK" thats french for "howdy do dee!" I might be taking up Judo or something. Or maybe chess.
Im going for five classes next semester. THATS GONNA BE INSANE TO THE MAX. But not really, cuz i like to see how far i can go before i collapse. Or break out in tears. My lips, yeah, they taste like chapstick.
Posted by salaamthebody at 11:29 AM